Embarrassed

I got embarrassed today.
I went to Wal March(yes, I said March) today. You would have thought half the county was there. We have a winter storm on the way so people are doing the mad dash.
I needed a new remote for my TV. I misplaced the old one and it has been dropped a few times any way. I don't know how I can be so absent minded, but, it's true. Sexual Deprivation I suppose.
I walk in and I notice the girl in front of me. She's pretty, cute kid she had too. She's a few paces in front of me and I'm watching her ass. Well, she had a nice head of hair too. OK OK I admitt it, I'm an Ass Man.
Any way, Here I am, I look away, I lock back on her ass. It's there in front of me and it's pretty. Then I hear my name...I feel snapped into reality looking for the voices...It's my former Brother Inlaw and Sister Inlaw(actually I lived with his sister for 6 years).
Sister Inlaw knows I'm watching this girl...she see's me staring at her butt...I feel almost flushed. The Brother Inlaw doesn't notice...wouldn't care. Oh, but, Sister Inlaw knows. Well, she had cut her hand earlier in the day and was not feeling well. Atleast I think she was.
Moral? Ogeling can be embarrasing.
Appalachian Intellectual