Odd things back home.

I first heard tell of this in an e-mail from Jellouise and the Reguvinator. My Mother comfirmed it in a phone conversation this week (My first call home). My Father e-mailed me the story, wich is pasted below.
Back Home, in Transylvania County NC, an Alligator was found in the French Broad River. Those of you not familiar with The French Broad, must know that it's not a warm river by Southeastern standards. Even Rivers in the Peidmont, wich feels like an Inferno to the high valleys of Appalachia are not warm enough throughout the year to supprt such creatures. Heck, I thought it was something when one was on the Chatahoochee on the lower part of Ft. Bennining.
Anyhow, someone put the thing in that river. Wich, you will learn from the article is just plain foolishness on several counts.


BREVARD – For more than 15 hours over three days, they stalked their prey.

Finding the alligator was no problem, even for a trio of amateurs from a paddling business. Catching it was harder.

But about 12:30 a.m. Sunday, the wire loop of Sid Cullipher’s catchpole snagged the alligator between head and forelegs. One savvy application of duct tape later, they had bagged the mysterious creature roaming the French Broad River.

The reptile that boaters have reported seeing in recent weeks is a juvenile American alligator more than 3 feet long. It’s at Brevard College until officials figure out where to send it.

Lori Williams, wildlife biologist with the N.C. Wildlife Resources Commission, said the American alligator is listed as a federally threatened species, and the college cannot keep the animal without proper permits.

At first some thought the animal was a caiman, a close cousin of the alligator that some people keep as a pet. But Cullipher said it’s not hard to buy an alligator despite its protected status.

“Apparently you can buy them off the Internet,” he said, “and I know in Florida especially there’s some kind of shady alligator ponds that will sell you hatchlings.”

Growing up in Florida, Cullipher used to handle small alligators. He didn’t expect to go after any as program manager of Headwaters Outfitters in Transylvania County.

But spurred by concern that the gator might die in the cold mountain water or be shot, he enlisted Aaron Motley and Adam Beason and hunted it down.

It didn’t all go smoothly. Once he had the wire looped around the gator, Cullipher tried to wade ashore only to sink past his knees in mud. The reptile swam toward the canoe as his captor tried to wrench free of the mud, surprising Motley enough that he leapt backward out of the boat in surprise.

Once on shore, though, Cullipher got the alligator on its back and brought his hand up its stomach slowly until he could clamp its mouth shut. He wrapped its snout with duct tape and put the animal in a burlap sack.

He hopes authorities will prosecute whoever abandoned the gator, which he said is just as illegal as possessing one.

“Someone could have gotten hurt,” Cullipher said. “This is a wild creature, a three-and-a-half-foot gator. It could take a chunk out of you.”

Gary Peeples, with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, said because the alligator was probably in contact with humans before its release into the river, it likely would not be a candidate for re-introduction into the wild.

“I’m almost certain because it was in found in the French Broad River that this animal has had anything but a normal life so far,” Peeples said.

Chuck Byrd, chief of Transylvania County Animal Services said the animal would be relocated but declined to give specifics.

So, there you have it folks. I'm glad it didn't bite nobody.

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